Science

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the universe into existence.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

When Chuck Norris stares at the sun, the sun looks away.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Gravity exists because Chuck Norris told the Earth to stay down.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can start a fire underwater.

Chuck Norris can freeze boiling water with his stare.

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. On Mercury.

Chuck Norris can make water flow uphill.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

Volcanoes erupt because the Earth is trying to spit out Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can split an atom with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris can turn off a light switch and be in bed before the room goes dark.

Chuck Norris once put out a forest fire by calmly blowing on it.