Sports

Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Chuck Norris won a chess tournament using only pawns.

Chuck Norris can score a goal in soccer using a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris can hit a home run with his bare fist.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect 300 game with a golf ball.

Chuck Norris can play golf on a football field and still get a hole in one.

Chuck Norris can run so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France on a stationary bike.

Chuck Norris can slam dunk a football.

Chuck Norris can throw a baseball so fast it arrives before he throws it.

Chuck Norris can beat a wall at tennis.

Chuck Norris once won a sumo match against a forklift.

Chuck Norris once threw a football so far it became a satellite.

Chuck Norris once kicked a soccer ball so hard it became the moon.

Chuck Norris can play ping pong with himself. And lose.

Chuck Norris can surf on dry sand.

Chuck Norris once scored a hat trick in a tennis match.

Chuck Norris can outrun his own shadow.

Chuck Norris can score a touchdown in baseball.

Chuck Norris once skied uphill. Just because.

Chuck Norris can win a race before the starting gun fires.

Chuck Norris can ski on grass.

Chuck Norris can score a three-pointer from the parking lot.