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Chuck Norris egyszer allon rugott egy lovat. A leszarmazottai ma zsiraff neven ismertek.

Chuck Norrist megharapta egy kobra. Ot nap kinlodas utan a kobra meghalt.

A dinoszauruszok egyszer rosszul neztek Chuck Norrisra. Egyszer.

Chuck Norris egyszer harcolt egy medvevel, egy alligatorral es egy pumval egyszerre. A bal kiskujjaval nyert.

Egy capatt egyszer megharapta Chuck Norris. Most szarazfoldon jar, mert fel visszamenni a vizbe.

Chuck Norris once stared at a chameleon. The chameleon spent the rest of its life looking like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not pet animals. Animals pet themselves when they see him coming.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull for nine seconds. The bull is still in therapy.

Chuck Norris walked into a dog park. All the dogs played dead. Permanently.

Chuck Norris once taught a parrot to shut up.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest against a fish.

Chuck Norris can trap a lion in a hamster cage.

Chuck Norris can milk a cow by nodding at it.

Chuck Norris can walk a cat.

Chuck Norris can make a cat bark.

Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks. By staring at it.

Chuck Norris can hear a dog whistle.

Chuck Norris can make a goldfish heel.

Chuck Norris can make a cat and a dog be best friends. By looking at them.

Chuck Norris once made a wolf howl at him.

Chuck Norris can train a goldfish to fetch.

Chuck Norris once tamed a wild eagle by whispering to it.

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled an octopus. All eight arms submitted at once.