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Chuck Norris reggelire szeget eszik. Tej nelkul.

Chuck Norris almafrol tud narancsot szedni es a legjobb limonadet kesziteni.

Chuck Norris citrombol tud narancslevet facsarni.

Amikor Chuck Norris vagja a hagymatt, a hagyma sir.

Chuck Norris 30 masodperc alatt fozi meg a percrizst.

Chuck Norris ugy sut steaket, hogy rababul egy teherre.

Chuck Norris kepes megenni csak egy Pringlest.

Chuck Norris meg tudja siratni a Happy Mealt.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris can boil water just by staring at it.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he walks into the kitchen.

Chuck Norris once ate a clock. It was time-consuming.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.

Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.

Chuck Norris can fry an egg on an iceberg.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

When Chuck Norris goes to a restaurant, the waiter tips him.

Chuck Norris can blend rocks into a smoothie.

Chuck Norris can season a steak by looking at it disapprovingly.

Chuck Norris can swallow a watermelon whole and spit out the seeds one by one like a machine gun.

Chuck Norris can melt ice cream with a freezer.

Chuck Norris can peel a banana with his mind.

Chuck Norris can make instant noodles in negative two minutes.

Chuck Norris can convince a vegan to eat a steak just by grilling one nearby.

Chuck Norris can barbecue in a blizzard.

Chuck Norris can toast bread with his breath.

Chuck Norris can deep fry water.

Chuck Norris can bake a cake using only the heat of his personality.

Chuck Norris can make a salad that even meat lovers enjoy.