Tudomány

Chuck Norris a vegtelensegig szamolt. Ketszer.

Chuck Norris nullaval tud osztani.

Az Osmrobbanast valosagban Chuck Norris okozta egy korkoros rugassal.

Chuck Norris ismeri a pi utolso szamjegyet.

Amikor Chuck Norris a napba nez, a nap elfordul.

Chuck Norris ket jegkockaval tud tuzet gyujtani.

A gravitacio azert letezik, mert Chuck Norris megparancsolta a Foldnek, hogy maradjon lent.

Chuck Norris szetrombolata a periodikus tablazatot, mert csak a meglepetes elemet ismeri el.

Chuck Norris can start a fire underwater.

Chuck Norris can freeze boiling water with his stare.

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. On Mercury.

Chuck Norris can make water flow uphill.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

Volcanoes erupt because the Earth is trying to spit out Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can split an atom with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris can turn off a light switch and be in bed before the room goes dark.

Chuck Norris once put out a forest fire by calmly blowing on it.