Chuck Norris nem csinal fekvotamaszt. O nyomja lefele a Foldet.
Chuck Norris be tudja csapni a forgoajtot.
Chuck Norris egyszer eldobott egy granatot es megolt 50 embert. Aztan a granat felrobbant.
Chuck Norris meg tud fojtani egy vezetek nelkuli telefonnal.
Chuck Norris egyszer olyan erosen rugott, hogy a laba attorte a feny sebesseget.
Chuck Norris meguti a ciklont es enyhe szellove valtoztatja.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door shut.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
Chuck Norris once leaned against a tower in Pisa.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a walkie-talkie cord. A wireless one.
Chuck Norris can bench press the entire gym.
Chuck Norris can crack walnuts with his eyelids.
Chuck Norris can knock you out with his shadow.
Chuck Norris once threw a rock so hard it created the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris can skip a rock across a lake of lava.
Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled a volcano. The volcano surrendered.
Chuck Norris can juggle chainsaws underwater.
Chuck Norris can climb a glass wall with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can throw a punch so fast it arrives yesterday.
Chuck Norris can bend steel with a stern look.
Chuck Norris can push a pull door.
Chuck Norris can lift a table with one finger while sitting on it.