Jedzenie

Chuck Norris je gwozdzie na sniadanie. Bez mleka.

Chuck Norris potrafi zbierac pomarancze z jabloni i robic najlepsza lemoniade.

Chuck Norris potrafi wyciskac sok pomaranczowy z cytryny.

Kiedy Chuck Norris kroi cebule, cebula placzc.

Chuck Norris gotuje ryz minutowy w 30 sekund.

Chuck Norris moze ugrilowac stek patrzac na krowe.

Chuck Norris potrafi zjesc tylko jednego Pringlesa.

Chuck Norris moze rozplakac Happy Meal.

Chuck Norris potrafi podniesc kamien tak ciezki, ze sam nie moze go podniesc. A potem go podnosi.

Kiedy Chuck Norris biega na biezni, bieznia sie rusza.

Kiedy Chuck Norris googluje, Google mowi: Przepraszam, nie smiem.

Chuck Norris potrafi mowic kursywa.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he walks into the kitchen.

Chuck Norris once ate a clock. It was time-consuming.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.

Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.

Chuck Norris can fry an egg on an iceberg.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

When Chuck Norris goes to a restaurant, the waiter tips him.

Chuck Norris can blend rocks into a smoothie.

Chuck Norris can season a steak by looking at it disapprovingly.

Chuck Norris can swallow a watermelon whole and spit out the seeds one by one like a machine gun.

Chuck Norris can melt ice cream with a freezer.

Chuck Norris can peel a banana with his mind.

Chuck Norris can make instant noodles in negative two minutes.

Chuck Norris can convince a vegan to eat a steak just by grilling one nearby.

Chuck Norris can barbecue in a blizzard.

Chuck Norris can toast bread with his breath.

Chuck Norris can deep fry water.

Chuck Norris can bake a cake using only the heat of his personality.

Chuck Norris can make a salad that even meat lovers enjoy.