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Chuck Norris wygrywa w Czworki w trzech ruchach.

Chuck Norris potrafi mowic alfabetem Braillea.

Chuck Norris potrafi slyszec jezyk migowy.

Chuck Norris potrafi zbudowac balwana z deszczu.

Kiedy Chuck Norris wchodzi do pokoju, nawet krzesla wstaja.

Kiedy Chuck Norris patrzy w lustro, lustro peka, bo nawet szklo nie jest na tyle glupie, zeby stanac miedzy Chuckiem Norrisem a Chuckiem Norrisem.

Chuck Norris potrafi robic wheelie na monocyklu.

Chuck Norris robi pompki bez rak.

Chuck Norris pamięta przyszlosc.

Chuck Norris remisuje sam ze soba w kamien-papier-nozyce.

Chucka Norrisa uzadlila pszczola. Po dniach cierpienia pszczola zdechla.

Chuck Norris ubija jajko slowami.

Chuck Norris wygrywa konkurs w gapienie sie ze sloncem.

Kiedy Chuck Norris po raz pierwszy plywal, odkryl Atlantyde. Przypadkiem.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck Norris can whistle in sign language.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.

Chuck Norris can catch a shadow.

Chuck Norris can parallel park a train.

Chuck Norris won a poker game with Uno cards.

Chuck Norris can win solitaire with two cards.

Chuck Norris can hear what a mute is thinking.

Chuck Norris can paint a wall by throwing a bucket of paint at it and the wall paints itself neatly.

Chuck Norris once solved a Rubik's Cube by staring at it. The cube solved itself.

Chuck Norris does not need a conclusion. He is the conclusion.