Technologia

Google nie szuka Chucka Norrisa, bo wie, ze to nie ty znajdujesz Chucka Norrisa, to on znajduje ciebie.

Komputer Chucka Norrisa nie ma klawisza Delete. Chuck Norris nigdy nie popelnia bledow.

Chuck Norris moze odinstalowac wirusa patrzac na ekran.

Haslo Chucka Norrisa to ostatnie 9 cyfr liczby pi.

Chuck Norris potrafi zapalic mokra zapalke.

Chuck Norris nie bierze tabletek na bol. Bol bierze tabletki na Chucka Norrisa.

Chuck Norris nie oddaje krwi. Zmusza ja do wyjscia.

Chuck Norris potrafi zamknac otwarte drzwi na klucz.

Chuck Norris potrafi zjednoczyc cztery sily fundamentalne jednym kopnieciem.

Czas nie czeka na nikogo. Oprocz Chucka Norrisa.

Chuck Norris rozpala ogien dwoma kostkami lodu z zamknietymi oczami.

Duchy siadaja przy ognisku i opowiadaja historie o Chucku Norrisie.

Chuck Norris gra akord na flecie.

Kiedy Chuck Norris wchodzi na wage, waga mowi: Prosze, po jednym.

Chuck Norris can charge his phone by holding it really tight.

Chuck Norris can trip on a wireless connection.

Chuck Norris does not Google things. Google Chuck Norris things.

Chuck Norris can overclock a microwave by yelling at it.

Chuck Norris can type on a keyboard with his fists and produce Shakespeare.

Chuck Norris does not need a smartphone. His brain already runs every app.

Chuck Norris can photocopy a mirror.

Chuck Norris can use Bluetooth in airplane mode.

Chuck Norris can charge a Tesla by staring at it.

Chuck Norris can print a document from a toaster.

Chuck Norris can install software by blowing on the disc.

Chuck Norris can hack a computer using only a pencil.

Chuck Norris can take a screenshot of his imagination.

Chuck Norris can send a fax from a banana.