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Chuck Norris bir keresinde bir atin cenesine tekme atti. Torunlari artik zurafa olarak biliniyor.

Chuck Norrisi bir kobra yilani isirdi. Bes gun dayanilmaz acidan sonra kobra oldu.

Dinozorlar Chuck Norrisa bir kere yanlis baktilar. Bir kere.

Chuck Norris bir keresinde ayi timsah ve pumaya ayni anda savasmisti. Sol serceparmagiyla kazandi.

Bir kopekbaligi Chuck Norris tarafindan isildi. Simdi suya girmekten korkarak karada yuruyor.

Chuck Norris once stared at a chameleon. The chameleon spent the rest of its life looking like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not pet animals. Animals pet themselves when they see him coming.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull for nine seconds. The bull is still in therapy.

Chuck Norris walked into a dog park. All the dogs played dead. Permanently.

Chuck Norris once taught a parrot to shut up.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest against a fish.

Chuck Norris can trap a lion in a hamster cage.

Chuck Norris can milk a cow by nodding at it.

Chuck Norris can walk a cat.

Chuck Norris can make a cat bark.

Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks. By staring at it.

Chuck Norris can hear a dog whistle.

Chuck Norris can make a goldfish heel.

Chuck Norris can make a cat and a dog be best friends. By looking at them.

Chuck Norris once made a wolf howl at him.

Chuck Norris can train a goldfish to fetch.

Chuck Norris once tamed a wild eagle by whispering to it.

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled an octopus. All eight arms submitted at once.