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Chuck Norris Dort Birles oyununu uc hamlede kazanabilir.

Chuck Norris Braille konusabilir.

Chuck Norris isaret dilini duyabilir.

Chuck Norris yagmurdan kardan adam yapabilir.

Chuck Norris odaya girdiginde sandalyeler bile ayaga kalkar.

Chuck Norris aynaya baktiginda ayna kirilir cunku cam bile Chuck Norris ile Chuck Norris arasina girecek kadar aptal degildir.

Chuck Norris once won a staring contest against the sun.

Chuck Norris can hear silence.

Chuck Norris can taste the letter nine.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wise Man. He gifted baby Jesus the beard, which Jesus wore until his death. The other three wise men were so jealous they had Chuck written out of the Bible.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Jenga by pulling the bottom block first.

Chuck Norris does not call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet perfectly.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck Norris can whistle in sign language.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.

Chuck Norris can catch a shadow.

Chuck Norris can parallel park a train.

Chuck Norris won a poker game with Uno cards.

Chuck Norris can win solitaire with two cards.

Chuck Norris can hear what a mute is thinking.

Chuck Norris can paint a wall by throwing a bucket of paint at it and the wall paints itself neatly.

Chuck Norris once solved a Rubik's Cube by staring at it. The cube solved itself.

Chuck Norris does not need a conclusion. He is the conclusion.