खाना

Chuck Norris nashte mein keel khata hai. Bina doodh ke.

Chuck Norris seb ke ped se santre tod kar sabse achchi nimbu paani bana sakta hai.

Chuck Norris nimbu se santre ka ras nikaal sakta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris pyaaz kaatta hai, pyaaz rote hain.

Chuck Norris minute rice ko 30 second mein paka sakta hai.

Chuck Norris gaay ko ghoor kar steak grill kar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris sirf ek Pringles chip kha sakta hai.

Chuck Norris Happy Meal ko rula sakta hai.

Chuck Norris itna bhaari patthar utha sakta hai ki woh khud bhi nahi utha sakta. Phir bhi utha leta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris treadmill par daudta hai, treadmill hilta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris Google karta hai, Google kehta hai: Maaf kijiye, meri himmat nahi.

Chuck Norris italic mein bol sakta hai.

GPS Chuck Norris ko direction nahi deta. Chuck Norris GPS ko direction deta hai.

Chuck Norris ek baar rock-paper-scissors haara. Pratidwandi phir kabhi nahi dikha.

Chuck Norris ke doctors ko har checkup ke baad khud doctor ki zaroorat hoti hai.

Chuck Norris puddle mein machhli pakad sakta hai.

Chuck Norris band kitab padh sakta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris sikka uchalta hai, hamesha usi taraf girta hai jo woh chahta hai.

Traffic lights Chuck Norris ke liye hamesha green rehti hain.

Chuck Norris Windows ki window bina freeze hue band kar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris boxing gloves pehen kar Braille padh sakta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris Google karta hai, Google kehta hai Ji Sahab.

Chuck Norris battery se WiFi charge kar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris nazar se can khol sakta hai.

Chuck Norris makka ke khet aur apni nazar se popcorn bana sakta hai.

Chuck Norris kabutar se fax bhej sakta hai.

Chuck Norris Waldo ko pehli baar mein dhundh sakta hai. Aankhen band karke.

Chuck Norris phoonk maar kar mombatti jala sakta hai.

Gravity Chuck Norris par laagu nahi hoti. Chuck Norris gravity par laagu hota hai.

Jab Chuck Norris palak jhapakta hai, suraj ek second ke liye band ho jaata hai.

Ghadiyan Chuck Norris ko samay nahi batati. Woh unhe batata hai.