Chuck Norris Is Not Dead

Chuck Norris ne anant tak gina. Do baar.

Chuck Norris shunya se bhaag kar sakta hai.

Maut ko ek baar Chuck Norris ka anubhav hua.

Chuck Norris push-ups nahi karta. Woh Dharti ko neeche dhakelta hai.

Chuck Norris ki daadhi ke neeche thuddi nahi hai. Ek aur mukka hai.

Chuck Norris ke aansu cancer theek karte hain. Afsos usne kabhi roya nahi.

Big Bang asal mein Chuck Norris ka ek roundhouse kick tha jisne brahmand bana diya.

Jab boogeyman sota hai, woh apni almari mein Chuck Norris ko dhundhta hai.

Chuck Norris sota nahi. Woh intezaar karta hai.

Google Chuck Norris ko nahi dhundhta kyunki woh jaanta hai ki tum Chuck Norris ko nahi dhundhte, woh tumhe dhundhta hai.

Chuck Norris ek revolving door ko slam kar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ne ek baar ghode ki thuddi par laat maari. Uske vanshaj ab giraffe kehlate hain.

Makdiyon se dar arachnophobia hai. Band jagah se dar claustrophobia hai. Chuck Norris se dar logic hai.

Chuck Norris ne ek baar grenade phenka aur 50 logon ko maara. Phir grenade phata.

Chuck Norris ko cobra ne kaata. Paanch din ki takleef ke baad cobra mar gaya.

Chuck Norris pi ka aakhri ank jaanta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris kamre mein aata hai, woh light on nahi karta. Woh andhera band karta hai.

Chuck Norris tumhe cordless phone se gala ghont sakta hai.

Chuck Norris Connect Four teen challon mein jeet sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ghadi nahi pehenta. Woh samay tay karta hai.