Jab Chuck Norris paani mein kudta hai, woh geela nahi hota. Paani dar jaata hai.
Chuck Norris nazar se tyre puncture kar sakta hai.
Ped Chuck Norris se badhne ki permission maangte hain.
Chuck Norris itna mazedaar joke suna sakta hai ki Siri bhi hans de.
Jab Chuck Norris koi shabd spell karta hai, dictionary khud ko badal leti hai.
Chuck Norris ghode ki race jeet sakta hai. Pair se.
Gravity Chuck Norris par laagu nahi hoti. Chuck Norris gravity par laagu hota hai.
Chuck Norris fire extinguisher se aag jala sakta hai.
Jab Chuck Norris squats karta hai, zameen jhukti hai.
Chuck Norris registaan mein signal dhundh sakta hai. Bina battery ke phone se.
Chuck Norris ka Bluetooth unlimited range ka hai.
Chuck Norris baraf ke tukde se anda fry kar sakta hai.
Jab Chuck Norris palak jhapakta hai, suraj ek second ke liye band ho jaata hai.
Chuck Norris football ground par hole-in-one kar sakta hai.
Tides chaand ki wajah se nahi aati. Chuck Norris ke tairne se aati hain.
Chuck Norris chithi se voice message bhej sakta hai.
Jab Chuck Norris escalator use karta hai, escalator exercise karta hai.
Chuck Norris nazar se heera tod sakta hai.
Ghadiyan Chuck Norris ko samay nahi batati. Woh unhe batata hai.
Chuck Norris bina airplane mode ke flight mein WiFi chala sakta hai.