Chuck Norris ne anant tak gina. Do baar.
Chuck Norris shunya se bhaag kar sakta hai.
Big Bang asal mein Chuck Norris ka ek roundhouse kick tha jisne brahmand bana diya.
Chuck Norris pi ka aakhri ank jaanta hai.
Jab Chuck Norris suraj ko ghoorta hai, suraj nazar hata leta hai.
Chuck Norris do baraf ke tukdon ko ragadkar aag jala sakta hai.
Gravity isliye hai kyunki Chuck Norris ne Dharti ko neeche rehne ka hukm diya.
Chuck Norris ne periodic table tod diya kyunki woh sirf surprise element jaanta hai.
Sher Chuck Norris ki sadak paar karne se pehle dono taraf dekhte hain.
Chuck Norris naak se balloon phula sakta hai. Kamre ke doosre taraf se.
Chuck Norris Pull likhha darwaza dhakka de sakta hai.
Chuck Norris telepathy se lattu ghuma sakta hai.
Chuck Norris typewriter hack kar sakta hai.
Chuck Norris muh band karke seeti baja sakta hai.
Chuck Norris static electricity se phone charge kar sakta hai.
Maps Chuck Norris ki location nahi dikhate. Woh tay karta hai kab dhundha jaaye.
Chuck Norris flat ball se penalty maar sakta hai.
Chuck Norris itna mazedaar joke suna sakta hai ki Siri bhi hans de.
Chuck Norris ka Bluetooth unlimited range ka hai.