Chuck Norris ne ek baar ulta marathon dauda sirf doosra sthaan dekhne ke liye.
Chuck Norris zameen par tair sakta hai.
Chuck Norris ne chess tournament sirf pyaadon se jeeta.
Chuck Norris makhan se chaaku kaat sakta hai.
Kohra sirf prakriti ka Chuck Norris se chhupne ka prayas hai.
Chuck Norris sandwich ko sirf dekh kar bana sakta hai.
Sharks ke paas Chuck Norris Week hota hai.
Chuck Norris khamoshi sun sakta hai.
Chuck Norris blood bank mein cheque cash kar sakta hai.
Autocorrect Chuck Norris ko sahi nahi karta. Chuck Norris autocorrect ko sahi karta hai.
Vampires ko dhoop se dar lagta hai. Dhoop ko Chuck Norris se dar lagta hai.
Jab Chuck Norris tairta hai, woh geela nahi hota. Paani Chuck Norris ho jaata hai.
Police speed ko challan deti hai Chuck Norris ko pakadne ki koshish karne ke liye.
Chuck Norris ne ek baar Internet ko speed contest mein haraya.
Chuck Norris gol corner mod sakta hai.
Chuck Norris gole ka ant dhundh sakta hai.
Chuck Norris niyamon ka palan nahi karta. Niyam uska palan karte hain.
Chuck Norris ek chal mein Solitaire jeet sakta hai.
Chuck Norris GIF sun sakta hai.
Traffic lights Chuck Norris se maafi maangti hain jab red hoti hain.
ATM Chuck Norris se paise udhaar maangte hain.
Jab Chuck Norris Monopoly khelta hai, bank uska karzdar hota hai.
Ped Chuck Norris se badhne ki permission maangte hain.
Chuck Norris registaan mein signal dhundh sakta hai. Bina battery ke phone se.
Jab Chuck Norris escalator use karta hai, escalator exercise karta hai.