Chuck Norris can use Bluetooth in airplane mode.

Chuck Norris can juggle chainsaws underwater.

Chuck Norris can paint a wall by throwing a bucket of paint at it and the wall paints itself neatly.

Chuck Norris can make instant noodles in negative two minutes.

Chuck Norris can outrun his own shadow.

Chuck Norris can climb a glass wall with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris can charge a Tesla by staring at it.

Chuck Norris can convince a vegan to eat a steak just by grilling one nearby.

Chuck Norris can make a cat and a dog be best friends. By looking at them.

Chuck Norris can throw a punch so fast it arrives yesterday.

Chuck Norris can score a touchdown in baseball.

Chuck Norris once solved a Rubik's Cube by staring at it. The cube solved itself.

Chuck Norris can print a document from a toaster.

Chuck Norris can barbecue in a blizzard.

Chuck Norris once made a wolf howl at him.

Chuck Norris can split an atom with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris once skied uphill. Just because.

Chuck Norris can iron a shirt while wearing it.

Chuck Norris can install software by blowing on the disc.

Chuck Norris can toast bread with his breath.