Chuck Norris can bench press the entire gym.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he walks into the kitchen.

Chuck Norris can crack walnuts with his eyelids.

Chuck Norris once ate a clock. It was time-consuming.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.

Chuck Norris can freeze boiling water with his stare.

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. On Mercury.

Chuck Norris can charge his phone by holding it really tight.

Chuck Norris does not read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can pick a lock with his glare.

Chuck Norris can throw a baseball so fast it arrives before he throws it.

Chuck Norris can make water flow uphill.

Chuck Norris can beat a wall at tennis.

Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.

Chuck Norris can trip on a wireless connection.

Chuck Norris can trap a lion in a hamster cage.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris can knock you out with his shadow.

Chuck Norris once won a sumo match against a forklift.