Chuck Norris bir keresinde geri geri maraton kostu sadece ikinciligin nasil oldugunu gormek icin.

Chuck Norris hazir pirinci 30 saniyede pisir.

Chuck Norris inege bakarak biftek izgara yapabilir.

Chuck Norris bir keresinde ayi timsah ve pumaya ayni anda savasmisti. Sol serceparmagiyla kazandi.

Chuck Norris karada yuzebilir.

Chuck Norrisin sifresi pinin son 9 rakamindir.

Bir kopekbaligi Chuck Norris tarafindan isildi. Simdi suya girmekten korkarak karada yuruyor.

Chuck Norris sadece bir tane Pringles yiyebilir.

Chuck Norris Happy Meali aglatabilir.

Chuck Norris bir satranc turnuvasini sadece piyonlarla kazandi.

Chuck Norris once won a staring contest against the sun.

Chuck Norris once stared at a chameleon. The chameleon spent the rest of its life looking like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not need a debugger. Bugs confess on their own when he opens the IDE.

Chuck Norris's internet connection is never slow. The internet speeds up when it senses him.

Chuck Norris can score a goal in soccer using a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris can hit a home run with his bare fist.

Chuck Norris does not pet animals. Animals pet themselves when they see him coming.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull for nine seconds. The bull is still in therapy.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect 300 game with a golf ball.