Chuck Norris was once charged with attempted murder. The wor...

Chuck Norris was once charged with attempted murder. The word attempted was dropped because Chuck Norris does not attempt anything.

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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

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Under Chuck Norris's beard, there is no chin. There is only another fist.

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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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