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Google Chuck Norris ko nahi dhundhta kyunki woh jaanta hai ki tum Chuck Norris ko nahi dhundhte, woh tumhe dhundhta hai.

Chuck Norris ke computer mein delete key nahi hai. Chuck Norris kabhi galti nahi karta.

Chuck Norris screen ko ghoor kar virus uninstall kar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ka password pi ke aakhri 9 ank hain.

Chuck Norris geeli maachis jala sakta hai.

Chuck Norris dard ki goli nahi leta. Dard Chuck Norris ki goli leta hai.

Chuck Norris khoon daan nahi karta. Woh use zor se bahar nikalta hai.

Chuck Norris khuli darwaza lock kar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ek laat se chaaron mool balon ko ek kar sakta hai.

Samay kisi ka intezaar nahi karta. Siway Chuck Norris ke.

Chuck Norris aankhen band karke do baraf ke tukdon se aag jala sakta hai.

Bhoot alag baith kar Chuck Norris ki kahaniyan sunate hain.

Chuck Norris bansuri par chord baja sakta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris tarazu par chadta hai, tarazu kehta hai: Ek ek karke aao.

Chuck Norris ke paas alarm clock nahi hai. Jab woh uthna chahta hai, uth jaata hai.

Chuck Norris parking lot se goal maar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ne ek baar remote kho diya. TV ne khud channel badal liya.

Chuck Norris North Pole par anda fry kar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ne ek baar calculator ko math mein haraya.

Chuck Norris jar ko bina mehnat ke khol sakta hai. Jar khud izzat se khul jaata hai.

Fire alarm Chuck Norris ko nahi batata. Aag alarm ko batati hai.

Jab Chuck Norris khaansta hai, Category 5 hurricane aata hai.

Jab Chuck Norris lift use karta hai, building neeche jaati hai.

Jab Chuck Norris beach par jaata hai, lahrein wapas samundar mein chali jaati hain.

Bhoot bistar ke neeche Chuck Norris ko check karte hain.

Chuck Norris ghode ki race jeet sakta hai. Pair se.

Chuck Norris baraf ke tukde se anda fry kar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris nazar se heera tod sakta hai.