Google Chuck Norris ko nahi dhundhta kyunki woh jaanta hai ki tum Chuck Norris ko nahi dhundhte, woh tumhe dhundhta hai.

Chuck Norris ke computer mein delete key nahi hai. Chuck Norris kabhi galti nahi karta.

Chuck Norris screen ko ghoor kar virus uninstall kar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris geeli maachis jala sakta hai.

Chuck Norris dard ki goli nahi leta. Dard Chuck Norris ki goli leta hai.