Chuck Norris paani ko aag mein badal sakta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris squats karta hai, Dharti kaanpti hai.

Chuck Norris band kitab padh sakta hai.

Chuck Norris muh band karke seeti baja sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ne ek baar remote kho diya. TV ne khud channel badal liya.

Chuck Norris rang sun sakta hai aur awaaz dekh sakta hai.

Cheentiyan apne wajan ka 50 guna nahi uthati. Woh Chuck Norris se milne ki taiyaari kar rahi hain.

Chuck Norris gol corner mod sakta hai.

Jab Chuck Norris sikka uchalta hai, hamesha usi taraf girta hai jo woh chahta hai.

Chuck Norris kaante se soup pee sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ka calendar seedha Monday se Friday jaata hai.

Chuck Norris ko internet ki zaroorat nahi. Internet ko Chuck Norris ki zaroorat hai.

Chuck Norris gole ka ant dhundh sakta hai.

Chuck Norris ne ek baar cheenti par pair rakha. Woh nayi species ban gayi.

Chuck Norris North Pole par anda fry kar sakta hai.

Traffic lights Chuck Norris ke liye hamesha green rehti hain.

Chuck Norris andhre mein paint kar sakta hai. Aur perfect hota hai.

Jab Chuck Norris ko hichki aati hai, bhukamp aata hai.

Chuck Norris Windows ki window bina freeze hue band kar sakta hai.

Chuck Norris niyamon ka palan nahi karta. Niyam uska palan karte hain.